Make me a better musician
|There once was a violist playing in the Winnipeg Symphony. He wasn’t that wonderful...
A Second Opinion
A Second OpinionA man runs into the vet’s office carrying his dog, screaming forhelp....
Stand Still, Soldier!
Military training:During camouflage training in Louisiana, a private disguised as a tree trunk had...
Jerry Falwell was seated next to President Clinton…
Jerry Falwell was seated next to President Clinton on a recent flight.After the plane...
Monkey Organization
An organization is like a tree full of monkeys, all on different limbs at...
Red fire fighter
|There are four wheels and eight men on a fire engine.Four and eight makes...
Three Chinese daughters
A Chinese man had three daughters; he asked his eldest daughter what kind of...
Mother-in-law burial
Two friends meet each other on the street.”Hello! Where are you coming from?” asked...
Three little old ladies, sitting on a park bench…
Three little old ladies, sitting on a park bench.The town flasher comes by and...
The worm’s got a salmon by the throat
|MacAndrews was visiting his Irish cousin, O’Bannon. While there he decided to do a...