Brain transplant
|”How can I ever thank you?” gushed a woman to Clarence Darrow, after he...
What do you call 5 dogs with no balls?
What do you call 5 dogs with no balls?The Spice Girls!
Camel betting
Two guys are on duty at a french foreign legion fort. One says to...
The workers prayer!
For those of you who may need it…A Prayer for the Stressed!Grant me the...
Bigfoot
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?He couldn’t face defeet!!
The divorce!
A married couple is driving down the interstate doing 55 mph. The husband is...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard VI
Appear to Work Late. Always leave the office late,especially when the boss is still...
Are there Jews in China?
Sid and Al were sitting in a Chinese restaurant. “Sid,” asked Al, “are there...
A guy steps into an elevator and…
A guy steps into an elevator and there’s just one attractive woman in it....
US Air Force Humor!
“Squawks” are problem listings that pilots generally leave for maintenance crews to fix before...