Marry Me
He really loved her but he was just too shy to propose to her....
New Name
So, I recently took a tour of the White House, and on the tour...
Success In Love
To my dear wife,During the past year, I have tried to make love to...
you want a divorce
|”Well, Mrs. O’Connor, so you want a divorce?” the solicitor questioned his client. “Tell...
Old Chinese proverb
Old Chinese proverb:Rape impossible!Woman with skirt up run faster than man with trousers down!
Revised Christmas days
|Effective immediately, the following economizing measures are being implemented in the “Twelve Days of...
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?”Dam”.
Parrot with no legs
This guy is setting at a bar, and he’s had a lot to drink...
So cold
It was so cold last week I saw a Lawyer with his hands in...
You’re so dumb…
You’re so dumb, you stare at an orange juice can just because it says...