Real news headlines 06
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Lansing Residents Can...
Split Personality
Patient: Doctor, I have a split personality.Psychiatrist: Nurse, bring in another chair!
Polygamy and…
A child at a Christian school was studying the early days of Mormonism in...
Where are we?
|Fritz Kriesler and Rachmaninov had a recital in Carnegie Hall once. In the middle...
This fellow comes to confession…
This fellow comes to confession. “Father, he said, forgive mefor I have sinned.”The priest...
Repairing the phone
|A friend of mine was a frequent user of a pay telephone at a...
Too many beers.
So I said “Hey man, that’s my beer.”Then he says, “No man, that’s my...
This is my first golf lesson
|The schoolteacher was taking her first golfing lesson.”Is the word spelt p-u-t or p-u-t-t?”...
Do You Know what Im doing?
A beautiful, voluptuous woman went to a gynecologist. The doctor took one look at...
Pray for a bike
When i was a kid i used to pray for a new bike. But...