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Mullah Nasrudin, wisest man in Islam, entered England of a visit.”Do you have anything...
Man On Sofa And Football Watcher
What is the difference between a sofa and a man watching Monday Night Football?The...
Mr. Owls
Knock knock.- Who’s there?Owls.- Owls who?That’s right! Owls hoo!
Elmo
What was the last thing they gave to Elmo before he left the factory?2...
Why did the nurse go to art school?
Why did the nurse go to art school?Answer: To learn how to draw blood!
Have you ever tried worm pie?
|What’s the difference between a worm and an apple?Have you ever tried worm pie?
All numbers are equal
|Theorem: All numbers are equal.Proof: Choose arbitrary a and b, and let t =...
Why does a cow wear a bell?
Why does a cow wear a bell?Because his horns are broke!
Ten Signs That You’re At A Bad Zoo
|1. When no one else is looking, you swear that the monkeys are mocking...
Relationships
RELATIONSHIPS:First of all, a man does not call a relationship a relationship — he...