Be Politically Correct With Women
She is not a BLEACHED BLONDE – She is PEROXIDE DEPENDENT. She is not...
Leprechaun Jokes
|Three guys, one Irish, one English, and one Scottish, are out walking along the...
After putting her children to bed, a mother…
After putting her children to bed, a mother changed into old slacks and a...
You’ve been programming too long when
When you are counting objects, you go “0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D…”. When asked about a bus schedule,...
Happy To Have Me Home!
“You know,” a guy told his buddies, “I’m a lucky man.I never realized how...
Twas the night before X-mas
Twas the Night before X-masT’was the night before christmas- Old Santa was pissedHe cussed...
Stupid Insults 26/31
Running U.S. appliances on British current. Runs squares around the competition. Rusty springs in...
dying woman needs brain
A woman diagnosed as having a brain tumor was told by her doctor that...
I’m just trying to be helpful
|A good samaritan was walking home late one night when he came upon this...
A man walks into a pharmacy, buys a condom…
A man walks into a pharmacy, buys a condom, then walks out of the...