Little Holes
Q: Why do blondes have little holes all over their faces?A: From eating with...
Cool Bumper Stickers!
Cool Bumper Stickers-A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory. -Horn broken,...
Dat Ain’t Bubba
Bubba got drunk and died in a fire in his trailer. He was so...
Out of the Greek Myths
The scene was Mount Olympus, where Bacchus, the Greek god of wine, had thrown...
Top twenty things to do at a drivethru
Drive through the drive thru in reverse and let your passenger order. Ask prices...
Titantic and Clinton!
What is the difference between the Titantic and Bill Clinton?They know how many people...
Why is a violist like a terrorist?
Q: Why is a violist like a terrorist?A: They both fuck up bowings.
What Happiness!
The friends of the bride decided to give the newlyweds a tape recording of...
Stuck orgasm
A guy went into a bar and met a nice girl. They have a...