Sadie lost her husband almost four years ago and still…
Sadie lost her husband almost four years ago and still has not gotten out...
Space shuttle mission to the Moon
There’s a Space Shuttle mission to the moon with 2 monkeys and a woman...
Refrigerate elephants
|Analysis:1. Differentiate it and put into the refrig. Then integrate it in the refrig.2....
What do you call a gay man scrotum?
Question: What do you call a gay man’s scrotum?Answer: Mud flaps!
Doctor! I swallowed a pillow!
|Patient: Doctor, I think I swallowed a pillow.Doctor: How do you feel?Patient: A little...
Cri-sco!
There was this old guy wandering around in a supermarket calling out at intervals...
What’s the biggest drawback in the jungle?
What’s the biggest drawback in the jungle?The Elephants foreskin.
No change
Husband, upon meeting ex- after two years of separation:”Listen honey, why don’t we have...
Answering Machine Messages
Actual answering machine answers recorded and verified by the world famous International Institute of...
Why is a joke like pussy?
Why is a joke like pussy?Neither’s any good if you don’t get it.