Twice a day
This guy goes into a doctors and says “Doctor, doctor you’ve gotta help me....
Dumb intercourse
“Information. Can I help you?”"I’d like the number of the Theater Guild, please.”"One moment,...
Partial Dosage
Partial DosageAn elderly gentleman went to the local drug store and asked thepharmacist for...
New Words for the 90s
New Words for the 2000sBlamestorming – Sitting around in a group discussing why a...
Why do men whistle when they’re sitting on the toilet?
Q: Why do men whistle when they’re sitting on the toilet?A: Because it helps...
Everything Gone!
A man was complaining to a friend:”I had it all; money, a beautiful house,...
Fly Buzzing
Q: What do you call a fly buzzing inside a blonde’s head?A: A Space...
A Jewish lady named Mrs. Rosenberg…
A Jewish lady named Mrs. Rosenberg who many years ago wasstranded late one night...
Do you like my new jacket?
Do you like my new jacket?It’s great. Shame your body doesn’t suit it, though.
Owed Two A Spell Chequer
Owed Two A Spell Chequer:Eye halve a spelling chequerIt came with my pea seaIt...