Age Quotes
I’m so old they’ve cancelled my blood type. Bob Hope As you get older...
TGIF On Shoes
Q: Why do blondes have TGIF on their shoes?A: Toes Go In First.
A lying cheat
Dear Abby:My husband is a lying cheat. He tells me he loves me, but...
How all careers end
|How careers end… Lawyers are disbarred. Ministers are defrocked. Electricians are delighted. Far Eastern...
Touch-typists
Q: Why are only 2% of blondes touch-typists?A: The rest are hunt’n peckers.
How do you know when your girlfriend is on anabolic steroids?
How do you know when your girlfriend is on anabolic steroids?When she flips you...
The talking peanut.
This guy goes into a bar and orders a beer. As he sits drinking,...
How much for all night?
|The woman seated herself in the psychiatrists office. “What seems to be the problem?”...
A Guide to the Identification and Classification of North American Farts
A Guide to the Identification and Classification of North American FartsLearning- or better still,...
Mom’s new recipe
|Mom’s Brownies RecipeRemove teddy bear from oven and preheat oven to 375. Melt 1...