Toddler Miracle Diet!
New Miracle Diet!Flabby people are always on the lookout for a new diet. The...
What did the boy with a long tongue and big lips say to his mom…
What did the boy with a long tongue and biglips say to his mom...
Lots of Wit and Wisdom.
“I just broke up with someone and the last thing she said to me...
A Burning Question!
Several elderly nuns were in their second floor convent one night when a fire...
My heart set…
A certain old gentleman thought his eyesight was going bad, and hewas advised to...
Arkansas Governor Application
Arkansas Governor Application First name:___________________Last name(if known):_______________________Address (where you live):Mother’s name(list also relation, i.e.,...
Constipated Polak
A Polak was suffering from constipation, so his doctor prescribed suppositiories. A week later...
An airliner was having engine trouble…
An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructedthe cabin crew to have...
Paralyzed
A big fat housewife is on her hands and knees, scrubbing the kitchen floor,...
Flute jokes
|Q: What’s the definition of a minor second?A: Two flutes playing a unison.Flute players...