How you earned it
|A young man asked an old rich man how he made his money.The old...
Redneck Doctor
How can you determine that a death certificate was filled by a redneck doctor?He...
101 Ways To Annoy People
1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly. 2. In the memo field of all your...
A profoundly ugly girl went to the psychiatrist…
A profoundly ugly girl went to the psychiatrist.”My life is a mess, doctor,” she...
What do you do when you are finished fucking a ten-year old girl?
What do you do when you’re finished fucking a ten year old girl?A: Turn...
What did one Lesbian Frog say to the other?
What did one Lesbian Frog say to the other? Gee, we really do taste...
Unfaithful Mates
Otis, Henry, and Tom were sitting in a bar discussing their wives. Henry started...
Pinoccio
What did Snow White say when she sat on Pinoccio’s nose?”Tell a lie.”
What’s the difference between a woman with PMS and…
Q: What’s the difference between a woman with PMS and a pit bull?A: Lipstick.
Ed Zachary Disease
A woman was very distraught at the fact that she had not had a...