Name A Fawn…
Q: Name a fawn, a lawn and a yawn.A: Bambi, the White House grounds,...
A woman enters a butcher shop and asks…
A woman enters a butcher shop and asks the counter assistant,”Do you have pigs...
Rodney Dangerfield Top One-Liners!
A girl phoned me the other day and said …. Come on over, there’s...
How is sex like air?
How is sex like air?It’s no big thing unless you aren’t getting any.
You might be from a small town if:
1. You can name everyone you graduated with2. You get a whiff of manure...
Buying your ticket
|Three engineers and three accountants are traveling by train to a conference. At the...
Riddle me this???
Q: Which part of a vegetable can you not eat?A: The Wheelchair!
This male prostitute contracted syphilis…
This male prostitute contracted syphilis.He did okay for a while, but then his business...
Short Father Christmas
|What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?Santa Clues!Father Christmas...
Over my dead body!
A man happened to meet his ex-wife at a party, and after a few...