Cat jokes 01
|Q: How do you know if you cat’s got a bad cold?A: He has...
Constipated Polak
A Polak was suffering from constipation, so his doctor prescribed suppositiories. A week later...
No Parking
This particular Wizard worked in a modern factory. Everything was satisfactory except that certain...
rabbits chased by wolf
Two rabbits were being chased by a pack of wolves. The wolves chased the...
Stupid blonde driver
|A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if...
One night, at the lodge of a hunting club…
Barbara Walters was doing a documentary on the customs of American Indians. After a...
Why cannot Miss Piggy count to 70?
Why can’t Miss Piggy count to 70? – Because she gets a frog stuck...
Farmer Brown
Farmer Brown had been screwing one of his pigs for 5 years, when all...
Great news for Bill Gates
|Bill Clinton, Boris Yeltsin, and Bill Gates were called in by God. God informed...
Gosh, what a pun!
A man went to his dentist because he feels somethingwrong in his mouth. The...