So She Would Love You
Man says to God, “God, why did you make woman so beautiful?” God says,...
Interesting facts
If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not...
Ideal Drinking Age
AGE DRINK 17 beer 25 beer 35 vodka 48 double vodka 66 Maalox
Cigarette problems
|At my cousin’s wedding, my dad (who doesn’t much care for his nephew’s bride)...
Mayonaise
Q: What did the mayonnaise say to the refrigerator? A: Shut the door, I’m...
Cello jokes
|Q: What is the difference between a cello and a coffin?A: The coffin has...
A mouse sandwich!
|What’s gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside?A mouse sandwich!
Top Things You Don’t Want to Overhear Over an Airline P.A. System
|1. Ocean crossing flight: This is your Captain speaking, I just wanted to take...
Where are you living?
|A cop pulled up two Irish drunks, and asked to the first, “What’s your...
insects are so clever
|How do we know that insects are so clever?Because they always know when your...