Mom would never say
|Things Mom Would Never Say”How on earth can you see the TV sitting so...
Valentines for the Ex!
A man went to the market this last week to buy Valentines’ cards for...
Stupid drunk blonde
|A blonde phoned police to report that thieves had been in her car. “They’ve...
Build an Ark
Build an Ark The Lord said to Noah, “In six months, I’m going to...
Blonde protection
Q:What protection does a nymphomaniac use during sex? A:A bus shelter.
Penis holding
An old woman in a Nursing Home looks up one day to find an...
Bank Teller
Bank Teller A middle aged man walks into the bank and says to the...
Indian chief’s signal
|An Indian chief is driving his Cadillac somewhere at Nevada. Suddenly his car gets...
If the NSA ran Christmas…
|Your ornaments would have a secret trap door that only the NSA could access...
Where’s my heart?
Mildred was a 93 year-old woman who was particularly despondent over the recent death...