CLINTON DEPLOYS VOWELS TO BOSNIA
Cities of Sjlbvdnzv, Grzny to Be First RecipientsBefore an emergency joint session of Congress...
A midget walks into the doctors and says…
A midget walks into the doctors and says, “Doc, I’ve got these fuckingitchy balls...
Christmas at the Post Office
Mail your packages early so that the post office can lose them in time...
Things proven to change the course of Thanksgiving
|1. During the middle of the meal, turn to mom and say, “See mom,...
An Avon lady was along in an elevator when she suddenly…
An Avon lady was along in an elevator when she suddenly hadto fart. She...
A Well Dressed Man
What do you instantly know about a well-dressed man?His wife is good at picking...
Make it off the island
|There were three people stranded on an island, a brunette, a redhead, and a...
The prison hospital
|Prisoner: Look here, doctor! You’ve already removed my spleen, tonsils, adenoids, and one of...
Wife Is a Car Feature
Over the weekend, Steve bought a new car. He was so excited about it...
AHH, THAT’S BETTER!
|A judge in Louisville decided a jury went “a little bit too far” in...