Elderly Blonde
Shortly after the 911 emergency number became available, an elderly and quite ill blonde...
Engineer Cookie Recipe
Chocolate Chip Cookies:Ingredients:1.) 532.35 cm3 gluten2.) 4.9 cm3 NaHCO33.) 4.9 cm3 refined halite4.) 236.6...
Kinky Sex
There’s this young couple, Louise and Al, they’ve been married for about a year,...
Gotta love the unions!
Negotiations between union members and their employer were at an impasse. The union denied...
Attack Dog
A man wanted a big, verocious dog to protect his business, so he visited...
Mac vs. Etch-a-Sketch:
Mac vs. Etch-a-Sketch: You Decide __________ | ______ | ________ | | | ||...
An Internet Christmas
|T’was the Internet Night Before Christmas’Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the...
A hearty breakfast
A man goes into a greasy spoon-type cafe and he says, “I would like...
Good, Bad and Worse
Bad: You can’t find your vibrator.Worse: Your daughter “borrowed” it.Bad: You find a porn...
Michael Jackson and the doctor…
Michael Jackson and the doctor are walking outof the delivery room after his wife...