Letters from charities
|I am always getting those return address labels from charities wanting money.The other day,...
chameleon’s motto
|What is a chameleon’s motto?A change is as good as a rest!
Why is a violist like a terrorist?
Q: Why is a violist like a terrorist?A: They both fuck up bowings.
yesterday’s coffee
She’s like yesterday’s coffee — a little weak in the bean.
The Lone Ranger and Tonto are riding through…
The Lone Ranger and Tonto are riding through one of the manycanyons when suddenly...
Texan Computer Terms
“Hard drive” — Trying to climb a steep, muddy hill with 3 flat tires...
Why do doctors slap babies when they are born?
Why do doctors slap babies when they are born? To knock the penises off...
Daddy is going to war
|The 1982 Israeli invasion of Lebanon resulted in many dogfights between Syrian and Israeli...
The nsync joke
God made oceans, God made lakes, God made NSYNC but hey, we all makemistakes!!!!
What is the difference between erotic and kinky?
Q: What is the difference between erotic and kinky?A: Erotic is using a feather…...