Lesbian Frogs
What did one lesbian frog say to the other lesbian frog?MMmmmm, tastes like chicken!
Request before death
|A murderer, sitting in the electric chair, was about to be executed.”Have you any...
Where’s my heart?
Mildred was a 93 year-old woman who was particularly despondent over the recent death...
When I become old
|When I’m a little old lady, then I’ll live with my children and bring...
The Best Excuse For Speeding
A fellow bought a new Mercedes and was out on the interstate for a...
A completely inebriated man was stumbling down…
A completely inebriated man was stumbling down the street with one foot on the...
Why did the blonde crash her plane when landing?
Why did the blonde crash her plane when landing?Because the runway was only 25ft...
A Jewish couple, are sitting together on an airplane flying…
A Jewish couple, are sitting together on an airplane flying to the Far East....
Her father was very angry when he heard that his…
Her father was very angry when he heard that his twenty yearold daughter had...
How do we know that the Toothbrush was invented in West Virginia?
How do we know that the “Toothbrush” was invented in West Virginia? – Had...