Ticklish Tongue
Patient: My tongue tingles when I touch it to a cracked walnut wrapped in...
A Brief History Of Medicine
A short history of medicine: I have an earache. 2000 B.C. – Here, eat...
ZHow offensive is that?
How offensive is that?Jesus has just been nailed to the cross and has begun...
Why was Raggedy Ann thrown out of the toy store?
Q: Why was Raggedy Ann thrown out of the toy store?A: She was caught...
A pedophile dies in a car crash and goes to heaven…
A pedophile dies in a car crash and goes to heaven. He’s stopped atthe...
The Office Christmas Party
What I don’t like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the...
Classic Oxymoron
Question: What is the biggest oxymoron of the 1990′s?Answer: Microsoft Works!
What is the difference between a hockey game…
What is the difference between a hockey game and a High School reunion? At...
A Redneck Christmas
You know you’re a redneck if you do all of your Christmas shopping at...
How shit happens!
In The Beginning was The Plan.And then came the Assumptions And the Assumptions were...