The night before Christmas for an attorney
|Whereas, on an occasion immediately preceding the Nativity festival,throughout a dwelling unit, quiet descended,...
What is the penalty for bigamy?
Question: What’s the penalty for bigamy?Answer: Two mothers-in-law
Zen Quotes
1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk...
Purchasing the shoes
|A shoeseller meets a mathematician and complains that he does not know what size...
How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly?A: Kick his sister in the jaw.
How many men does it take to open a beer?
How many men does it take to open a beer?None. It should be opened...
What does the band now play when Clinton enters the room?
What does the band now play when Clinton enters the room?Kneel to the Chief!
Picking Personal Hell
A man died and went to hell. Upon arrival he met with the CDIC...
The nun and the cabby
One night, a cabby picked up a nun. While he was driving, the cabby...
What do spaghetti and blondes have in common?
What do spaghetti and blondes have in common? They both wiggle when you eat...