Martha Stewart Holiday Calendar
December 1 Blanch carcass from Thanksgiving turkey. Apply gold leaf, turn upside down and...
A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and…
A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and asked the shopkeeper for a large knob...
Things proven to change the course of Thanksgiving
|1. During the middle of the meal, turn to mom and say, “See mom,...
play bingo
|What do rodents say when they play bingo?’Eyes down for a full mouse’!
Men Have Two Faults
Women have their faults. Men have only two. Everything they say and everything they...
What’s a real mate?
Q: What’s a real mate?A: Someone who’ll go into town, get two head jobs...
What do ya call…
What do you call a blonde in a freezer?A frosted Flake!
Pillsbury Dough Boy wanted for attempted murder
Pillsbury Dough Boy wanted for attempted murderA lady named Linda went to Arkansas last...
What is the definition of an overbite?
What is the definition of an overbite?When you go down on a girl and...
A guy is sitting in a bar next to a really ugly woman…
A guy is sitting in a bar next to a really ugly woman. She...