Three is equal to four
|Theorem: 3=4Proof:Suppose:a + b = cThis can also be written as:4a – 3a +...
Stagecoach surprise
|I had a dream the other night. I was in the old West riding...
Chicken and the road thru history.
Famous interpretations of “Why did the Chicken cross the road?”Bill Clinton:I did not cross...
Two guys standing at the urinal.
Ed and Ted were standing at the urinals in a public lavatory when Ed...
Must help the wife
|Smith goes to see his supervisor in the front office. “Boss,” he says, “we’re...
You were there for me!
A man was walking across the road when he had an accident. The impact...
I\\\’m a Dustbin
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I’m a dustbin. Psychiatrist: Don’t talk such rubbish!
A young man, hired by a supermarket, reported for his first day…
A young man, hired by a supermarket, reported for his first day of work....
A cure for a headache
Phil was at the bar one night, and complained about having a headache.”I’ve got...
In divorce court!
A man appears before a judge one day, asking for a divorce. The judge...