I Want to Buy That
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Half A Brain
Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain?A: Gifted!
The infertile patient!
After much soul searching and having determined the husband was infertile, the childless couple...
A lying cheat
Dear Abby:My husband is a lying cheat. He tells me he loves me, but...
Been Messin’ With The Waitress
The boss at the pub went up to the bartender and asked, “Have you...
If AOL Were A City…
You’d live in a place where no two people had the same name. You’d...
Clarinet jokes
|Q: What’s the definition of a nerd?A: Someone who has his or her own...
Three old ladies are walking down the street…
Three old ladies are walking down the street. They are hard of hearing.One: Whew,...
Purchasing furniture
|I work as a systems administrator, and part of m job involves answering questions...
What are the five reasons for not wanting to be an egg?
What are the five reasons for not wanting to be an egg ? 1)...