What’s the worst thing about having to kiss Grandma?
What’s the worst thing about having to kiss Grandma?When the damn coffin lid falls...
Timber!
So Sven and Ole were out working in the forest one day. They had...
Blonde Quickies
How do you get a blond out of a tree? WaveHow do you drown...
Make me a better musician
|There once was a violist playing in the Winnipeg Symphony. He wasn’t that wonderful...
Chocolate is better than sex!
20 Reasons Why Chocolate Is Better Than Sex!1. You can GET chocolate.2. “If you...
Warning labels
If government is going to put health warning labels on beer, wine and liquor,...
even more blonde q and a’s
Q: What’s the first thing a blonde does after sex? A: Opens the car...
What do you do with a dog with no legs?
What do you do with a dog with no legs?Take it for a drag.
The Hunter
A barman looks out the window of his bar and sees a guy riding...
Ant jokes 01
|Where do ants go for their holidays?Frants!What do you call an ant who skips...