The definition of kinky sex
I’m not saying that my wife was naive when we got married, but… she...
The Hollywood/English Dictionary
VERBS:to schmooze = befriend scumto pitch = grovel shamelesslyto brainstorm = feign preparednessto research...
Ducks in Heaven
Three women die in a car accident and go to Heaven. Saint Peter meets...
Having Children Is Like:
Having children is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain or, having...
A good sport!
John receives a phone call.”Hello,” he answers.The voice on the other end says, “This...
What was the last thing Di said to Dodi?
What was the last thing Di said to Dodi?Don’t you think were taking this...
Whoa! Shut your mouth!!!
Your breath is so bad that when you talk your teeth duck.
Buying a Barbie Doll
A woman and her daughter go to the store to get the daughter a...
Ain’t She Cute
Father: (at hospital looking through glass at newly arrived babies) “Kitchy kitchy koo. Look,...
Mice Krispies!
|What are crisp, like milk and go ‘eek, eek, eek’ when you eat them?Mice...