Biting Nails
Two golden-agers were discussing their husbands over tea. “I do wish that my Elmer...
What is red and sticky and crawls up a girls thigh?
What is red and sticky and crawls up a girls thigh?A home-sick abortion.
Thin People Don’t
|By Barbara Florio GrahamFrom McCall’s, June, 1983I read every diet I can get my...
Wife was mad at me
|Two deaf men were in a coffee shop discussing their wives. One signs to...
Bad News 6
This old man visits his doctor and after a thorough examination, the doctor tells...
All numbers are equal
|Theorem: All numbers are equal.Proof: Choose arbitrary a and b, and let t =...
Mistakes on a resume
|These are from actual resumes: “Personal: I’m married with 9 children. I don’t require...
American University Grading Procedures
American University Grading Procedures Here is a list of the ways professors here at...
10 Husbands
TEN HUSBANDSA lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.On their wedding...
Protesting
I’m against picketing, but I don’t know how to show it.-Mitch Hedberg