Real Church Bloopers…
|? Don’t let worry kill you. Let the Church help. ? Thursday night-Potluck Supper....
Why don’t cannibals eat clowns?
Q: Why don’t cannibals eat clowns?A: They taste funny!!
Why does Mary Lou Retton smile so much?
Q. Why does Mary Lou Retton smile so much?A. Because she found out what...
A technical bastard
A couple arrived at town hall seconds before closing time, and caught ajudge just...
Tactfullness
The contemplative routine of the convent was being disrupted by the presence of workmen...
Food one-liners
|The snack bar next door to an atom smasher was called “The Fission Chips.”On...
I.Q. of 50?
|What do you call a man with an I.Q. of 50?Gifted!
The local priest came across Paddy who had…
The local priest came across Paddy who had stumbled out of the town tavern.”Paddy,”...
12 days of Christmas (Santa Cruz style)
THE TWELVE DAYS OF CHRISTMAS…. SANTA CRUZ STYLE…On the 12th day of the Eurocentrically...
New Computer Viruses!
John Bobbit Virus–Removes a vital part of your hard disk and then re-attaches it....