Random Thoughts
Random Thoughts:When I die I want to go peacefully, in my sleep, like my...
Sheakespeare
Blonde #1: Have you ever read Shakespeare?”Blonde #2: No, who wrote it?”
Economic pressures
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Old man’s sperm cup
There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant. So,...
Fulfilling a promise
A woman recently lost her husband. She had him cremated and brought hisashes home....
THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DOGS AND CATS
THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DOGS AND CATS A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live...
A Train and a Teacher?
What’s the difference between a Train and Teacher?A train says, “Chew, Chew!” and a...
Diamond Ring
A cop saw a young blonde woman down on her knees under a streetlight....
Invent artificial dogs
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Ten things Bill Gates would like to change about the automotive industry
|10. New seats would require everyone to have the same body size.9. We’d all...