Blonde Stewardess
An airline captain was breaking in a very pretty new blonde stewardess. The route...
Insult Collection #4
I heard you got a brain transplant and the brain rejected you! I think...
What’s the difference between in-laws and outlaws?
What’s the difference between in-laws and outlaws?Outlaws are wanted.
Why cannot Santa have children?
Why can’t Santa have children? He only comes once a year.
Pecuniary reasons
A few moments after the daughter announced her engagement, her Father asked, “Does this...
Why is psychoanalysis quicker for men than for women?
Why is psychoanalysis quicker for men than for women?When it’s time to go back...
A question for Bill Clinton
A question for Bill Clinton:”What was Miss Lewinsky’s most memorable feature?”"She has the whitest...
Two Things To Worry About (Classic)
There are only two things to worry about:Either you are well or you are...
One day, a Smartie and a Polo were having a drink in the pub…
One day, a Smartie and a Polo were having a drink in the pub.Suddenly...
Murphy and his wife
|Murphy and his wife, a middle-aged couple, went for a stroll in the park....