Sneezing orgasms
A man goes to a doctor and says:”Doctor, it’s embarassing, but every time I...
Inflatable high heels
I once met a dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up...
Comparing Men/Women at the ATM…
Instructions for the guys:1. Pull up to ATM2. Insert Card3. Enter PIN4. Take cash,...
Polak Puts Ice In Condom
Q: Why did the Polak put ice in his condom?A: To keep the swelling...
It is written in the Bible!
There once was a priest who had to spend the night in a hoteland...
Why do you wrap duct tape around a hamster?
Why do you wrap duct tape around a hamster?So it doesn’t explode when you...
Ticket to Titsburg
A guy goes to buy a train ticket, and the girl selling tickets has...
A dirty kid!
|What do you get if you cross a worm and a young goat?A dirty...
Jellofied
During a fight, a husband threw a bowl of Jello at his wife.She had...
Two attorneys went into a diner…
Two attorneys went into a diner and ordered two drinks. Then they produced sandwiches...