Punctuation Changes!
Why English Teachers Are Important: The Words are the same. Only the punctuation changes…Dear...
Computerized Payroll (Y2K)
January 1, 2000Dear (enter employee name here)Re: Vacation PayOur records indicate that you have...
When I become old
|When I’m a little old lady, then I’ll live with my children and bring...
Women’s Snappy Comebacks
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Did you hear about Adolph, the brown-nosed reindeer?
Did you hear about Adolph, the brown-nosed reindeer? He could run as fast as...
Playgirl Rejection Letter
Playgirl Rejection LetterNovember 30, 1995PLAYGIRL, INC.Dear Mrs. Smith, We wish to thank you for...
Safety tip
Safety Tip:Calculus and automobiles don’t mix — never drink and derive
A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar…
A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks...
Getting Down Under
An American woman of 40 wants to get married, but she is only willing...
Put-Downs Galore!
Some good put-downs…ya’ never know when you’ll need one!I refuse to enter a battle...