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A man in a hot air balloon realised he was lost.He reduced altitude and...
Worries while flying
|Two statisticians were travelling in an airplane from LA to New York. About an...
Give chocolate pudding
|First soldier: “Pass me the chocolate pudding, would you?”Second soldier: “No way, Jose!”First soldier:...
Protesting
I’m against picketing, but I don’t know how to show it.-Mitch Hedberg
Ostrich & Pussy Cat
A man walked into a pub with an Ostrich and a Pussy Cat. He...
The external organs of a body were fighting over who should be boss…
The external organs of a body were fighting over who should be boss.The brain...
A push
A man is in bed with his wife when there is a rat-a-tat-tat on...
Burlesque Show
The kid ran out of the burlesque show.The doorman grabbed him and asked what...
Mohammed and Douglas Adams
Q: What do Mohammed and Douglas Adams have in common?A: A deep, abiding respect...
A young teenager comes home from school…
A young teenager comes home from school and asks her mother, “Is it true...