Vocal jokes
|Q: How do you tell when your lead singer is at the door?A: He...
Bill, Hillary and Chelsea
Bill, Hillary and Chelsea Clinton are on Air Force One.Bill says to Hillary, “I...
Two nuns were driving alone out in the boonies…
Two nuns were driving alone out in the boonies. They ran out of gas....
Real classified ads 03
These are supposedly actual classified ads that have appeared in various papers across the...
Pick up and put down!
A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says, “Would you...
Kiss me…yeah!
“Kiss me,” said the young lady urgently. “Please kiss me.”But the young man turned...
Why Santa Has No Kids
Why doesn’t Santa have any children?Because he only comes once a year, and when...
Pulling Teeth
A man & wife entered a dentist’s office. The Wife said, “I want a...
Remembering Anniversary
What’s the best way to have your husband remember your anniversary?Get married on his...
Smart Blonde
Q: What do you call a smart blonde?A1: A golden retriever.A2: A labrador.A3: An...