What is a blonde mating call?
What’s a blonde’s mating call? I think I’m drunk.
Top nine reasons computers must be female
|Picky, picky, picky. They hear what you say, but not what you mean. Beauty...
I am not forgetful
|Three ladies were discussing the travails of getting older. One said, “Sometimes I catch...
Pat and Mike at the brewery.
Pat and Mike work at the Guinness Brewery, and one day there’s an accident.Pat...
Shooting your computer
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Irishman went to a pet shop
|Irishman went to a pet shop and asked how many budgies were in stock....
A golf club visits a local bar
|A golf club walks into a local bar and asks the barman for a...
Quickies
1) Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? Ask your mother. 2) How do...
Blonde’s Revenge
What the difference between a brunette and the trash? The trash gets taken out...
Boss wants too much
|For thirty years, Johnson had arrived at work at 9A.M. on the dot. He...