Know the difference
Man to a woman: Do you know the difference between a blowjob and a...
Cow Pat Lip Gloss
An old cowhand came riding into town on a hot, dry, dusty day.The local...
Top 10 Valentine Card Rejects
10. I admire your strength, I admire your spunkBut the thing I like best,...
Jesse James
Jessie James and his gang are attacking a train outside of Oklahoma City. As...
Most dentists chairs go up and down…
Most dentists chairs go up and down, don’t they?The one I was in went...
What do you call a vegetarian with diahrrea?
What do you call a vegetarian with diahrrea?A salad shooter.
This blonde and her boyfriend were sitting in a hot tub…
This blonde and her boyfriend were sitting in a hot tub when the blonde...
Did you know Sex is a crime?
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Arriving at Heaven
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Because they’re wrigleys!
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