Violin jokes
|Q: How can you tell if a violin is out of tune?A: The bow...
Drinking problem
Buford: Man, have you got a drinking problem! Mongo: The hell I do! Buford:...
News from Washington
WASHINGTON, DC – Frustrated by failed attempts to turn public support away from the...
Enchanted Rattlesnake
It was spring in the old west. The cowboys rode the still snow choked...
What does an elephant use as a vibrator?
What does an elephant use as a vibrator? An epilectic.
Knock Knock Jokes 10
Knock Knock Who’s there? Audrey! Audrey who? Audrey be doing this! Knock Knock Who’s...
For all animal lovers out there
For all animal lovers out there:How do you make a cat go ‘woof’? Soak...
Polak At Guillotine
An Italian, an American, and a Polak were captured by the French for various...
Cannibal Food
Two cannibals meet one day. The first cannibal says, “You know, I just can’t...
Lion Tamer
wo unemployed guys are talking. One says, “I’m going to become a lion tamer.”...