The Boy Who Thinks He’s A Chicken
Girl to Doctor: Doctor, Help! My brother thinks he’s a chicken! Doctor: How long...
My Dog
Having a dog is great, it’s just the ‘dog people’ that freak me out....
Bermuda Triangle
Q: What does the Bermuda Triangle and blondes have in common?A: They’ve both swallowed...
Tell me what I am
|A snake and a rabbit were racing along a pair of intersecting forest pathways...
Warning Labels On Booze!
THE MINISTRY OF HEALTH HAS PROPOSED THAT WARNING SIGNS BE PLACED ON BOOZE BOTTLES...
What’s the difference between pussy and apple pie?
Q: What’s the difference between pussy and apple pie?A: You can eat your Mom’s...
Off to Vegas
A man came home from work one day to find his wife on the...
Employer Quotes
Quote from a recent meeting: “We are going to continue having these meetings, everyday,...
Halls of Justice
|A judge was annoyed to find that his car wouldn’t start. He called a...
Yo mamma so stupid…
Yo mamma so stupid she got hit by a parked car.