Brag about parents
|An Army brat was boasting about his father to a Navy brat.”My dad is...
Elephants VI
How do you smuggle an elephant across the border?Put a slice of bread on...
A rabbi said to a precocious six-year-old boy…
A rabbi said to a precocious six-year-old boy: “So your mother saysyour prayers for...
A Girl Scout troop leader…
A Girl Scout troop leader suddenly came upon a clearing where a young couple...
The woman on the bus.
A woman got on a bus holding a baby. The bus driver said, “MAN,...
Crocodile is longer
|Prove that the crocodile is longer than it is wide.Lemma 1. The crocodile is...
Get a heart transplant
|A new arrival, about to enter hospital, saw two white coated doctors searching through...
Food laughs & humor
|From Harper’s Magazine:Amount of pizza eaten each day in U.S. (acres): 75
Saving the Oppossum!
Late one night a couple is driving down a country highway and run over...
What did the boy with a long tongue and big lips say to his mom…
What did the boy with a long tongue and biglips say to his mom...