Legion Camel #2
A new lieutenent in the French Foreign Legion arrives at an isolated base in...
Six guys were playing poker when Smith loses $500…
Six guys were playing poker when Smith loses $500 on a single hand, clutches...
An airliner was having engine trouble…
An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructedthe cabin crew to have...
What’s up Doc?
Just as a surgeon was finishing up an operation and was about to close,...
Did you hear about the guy that entered his dog at Crufts?
Did you hear about the guy that entered his dog at Crufts? He got...
A little old lady buys a pair of parrots…
A little old lady buys a pair of parrots, but cannot identify their sexes....
Horny Mouse
One night a man heard howls coming from his basement and went down to...
Barber Shop
A blonde walks into a barber shop one day and asks the man if...
Five fingers
A beautiful young woman marries this seventy year old bloke for his money. On...
Operating systems as beers
|DOS Beer — Requires you to use your own can opener, and requires you...