Redneck centerpeice
You might be a redneck if the centerpiece on your dining room table is...
Some possible computer bumper stickers
|1. BREAKFAST.COM Halted…Cereal Port Not Responding2. Bad command or file name! Go stand in...
Too Much Computer
YOU KNOW YOU’VE BEEN ON THE COMPUTER FOR TOO LONG…When asked about a bus...
An FBI investigation
|The phone rings at FBI headquarters.”Hello? I’m calling to report my neighbor, Clifford. He...
Until Twelve
I was twelve before I realized I could cough without having a doctor hold...
New Treasury Bonds
The U.S. Treasury has just announced that it will sell three new types of...
Getting old when
|You know you’re getting older when…Everything that works hurts, and what doesn’t hurt doesn’t...
Partner takes vacation
|Signs Your Partner Needs A Vacation9. Every Tuesday he insists it’s his turn to...
Blonde quickies 231-240
231. Three blondes are attempting to change a light bulb. One of them decides...
A Penny For Your Thoughts
What do you get when you offer a blonde a penny for his thoughts?...