God and Moses went golfing.
God and Moses were out golfing. They were both doing well. Then they came...
That IS The Only Difference
What’s the difference between light and hard? You can go to sleep with the...
Send Mother In Law
Sign seen in a small restaurant:Thanks for visiting. If you liked the food, send...
Merry…ied talk
A husband and his wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their...
Yo mama so ugly.. taco bell..
Yo mama’s so ugly, she’s like Taco Bell. When people see her, they run...
Three little old ladies, sitting on a park bench…
Three little old ladies, sitting on a park bench.The town flasher comes by and...
Ten pounds of pride
A Texan bought a round of drinks for all in the bar and announced...
How do you know if your secretary?s having a bad day?
How do you know if your secretary?s having a bad day?Her tampon is behind...
Drinking fault finder
|A solution to all of your drinking troublesSymptom: Drinking fails to give satisfaction and...
Horoscope of Farts
Pick the day you were born on to see what kind of fart you...