Let him dig
An old man and woman were married for years even though they hated each...
what’s the difference…
What’s the difference between a white owl and a black owl?A white owl goes...
The guide to wife translations
|The wife says: You wantThe wife means: You wantThe wife says: We needThe wife...
What was the problem before?
|Taxiing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the...
Lottery Winner
This guy runs home and bursts in yelling “Pack your bags honey, I just...
Arkansas Governor Application
Arkansas Governor Application First name:___________________Last name(if known):_______________________Address (where you live):Mother’s name(list also relation, i.e.,...
New Year Resolutions for Pets
|15. I will not eat other animals’ poop. 14. I will not lick my...
Ms. Piggy Counts
Q: Why can’t Miss Piggy count to 70?A: Because she has a frog in...
Why The Man Crossed The Road
Why did the man cross the road?Because his penis told him to. or Because...
A teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the Pearly Gates…
Recently a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the...