A man walks into a pub…
The following was contributed by Emil:A man walks into a pub, sits down at...
What’s the difference between a rotwieler and a poodle?
What’s the difference between a rotwieler and a poodle?If a rotwieler starts humping your...
3 Vampires in Bar
Three vampires walk into a bar and sit down. The first vampire says,”I’d like...
Why Orgasms?
Q: Why do blondes have orgasms?A: So they know when to stop having sex!
Lost X Files Christmas episode
|Mulder: We’re too late. It’s already been here.Scully: Mulder, I hope you know what...
How do fireflies start a race
|How do fireflies start a race?Ready steady glow!
My boy(s) Leroy!
A woman went down to the Welfare Office to get aid. The office worker...
The mime!
I put a blank cassette tape in my tape stereo last night and turnedthe...
How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly?A: Kick his sister in the jaw.
If Cray ran Christmas…
|The holiday season would cost $16 million but would be celebrated faster than any...