Money Quotes
Money isn’t everything but it sure keeps you in touch with your children. J....
Difference With Computer
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a computer?A: You only have to...
Crocodile is longer
|Prove that the crocodile is longer than it is wide.Lemma 1. The crocodile is...
Red, Yellow, and Green!
A US Border Patrol Agent catches an illegal alien in the bushes right by...
Old Beach Babe
Two elderly ladies are sitting on the front porch, doing nothing. One lady turns...
Jealous Revenge
A Blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her, so She goes out and...
Mister Smith rushes into the maternity ward…
Mister Smith rushes into the maternity ward, “What’s wrong?What’s the emergency?”"Oh, Mister Smith, your...
Perfectly good eyesight
Two really old guys decided they would go out and try to play a...
Not the best day.
Feeling edgy, a man took a hot bath.Just as he became comfortable, the doorbell...
The blind date had not been all that great and…
The blind date hadn’t been all that great and she was relieved the evening...