OLD never dies
|OLD ACADEMICS never die, they just lose their faculties OLD ACCOUNTANTS never die, they...
A different father
A very elderly couple is having an elegant dinner to celebrate their 75th wedding...
Only A Head
Nine months to the day following their wedding, the Coopers had a baby. Unfortunately,...
Catching the bear
|Two men went bear hunting. While one stayed in the cabin, the other went...
Sleeping like a baby.
While the U.S. stock market was at an all time high, the ups and...
Blonde House Fire
A blonde’s house is on fire. She calls 911 and says, “My house is...
Humor about the Irish
|An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman each order a Guiness in a pub....
Poor froggy
A little boy walks down the street with a dead frog on a string.He...
likable
I finally found a woman like my mom. This woman:Acts like her! Looks like...
A fair price
A college student picked up his date at her parents home. He’d scraped together...