Instructions for Microsoft’s TV dinner
|You must first remove the plastic cover. By doing so you agree to accept...
A wise choice
The following is a courtroom exchange between a defense attorneyand a farmer with a...
Weight Control
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Polish Air Disaster
First, we want to apologize to our Polish friends, but rememberit’s just a joke!Polands’s...
Just before takeoff one day, a flight attendant…
Just before takeoff one day, a flight attendant approached Muhammad Ali and asked that...
Abraham wants to upgrade his PC to Windows 95…
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What did the normal baby say to the test tube baby?
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Clinton Bumper Stickers
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A Favor
I know I haven’t known you very long and I shouldn’t be asking you...
YO MOMMA’S So OLD…
Yo Momma’s so old she got powderd milk in her boobs!