Ounces of brain for sale
|A man went to a brain store to get some brain to complete a...
Knock Knock Christmas
|Knock KnockWho’s there ?WenceslasWenceslas who ? Wenceslas train home ? Knock KnockWho’s there ?SnowSnow...
A wonderful exercise
A neighbor of mine, Myron, in his mid-50′s, had a relatively minorheart attack, and...
There was a guy sitting at a bar having a beer…
There was a guy sitting at a bar having a beer.Up walks a so...
Musical Instruments
Why does Clinton play the saxophone?’Cause he can no longer play with his ‘hore-monica!
I Will Not
I will not waste chalk… I will not skateboard in the halls… I will...
What did one Lesbian Frog say to the other?
What did one Lesbian Frog say to the other? Gee, we really do taste...
Ugly Growth
I just had the doctor remove an ugly growth from my back. It was...
Real news headlines 13
Here are a few genuine news bloopers gleaned from American newspapers. These were taken...
Have you ever seen…
Have you ever seen an asshole wrapped in plastic?Just look at your drivers license!