Why do men die before their wives?
Why do men die before their wives? Because they want to.
Things Mom Taught Me…
|My Mother taught me LOGIC…”If you fall off that swing and break your neck,...
Did you hear about the blond?
|Did you hear about the blonde who took an hour to cook Minute Rice?Did...
The couple and the shoe salesman.
The middle-aged wife had just returned to the house on Saturday afternoon after a...
Absent From School Excusess
1. Dear School: Please excuse John from being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30,...
Tattoo On Her Butt
There once was a service man who toured the Middle East and married a...
Writers Quotes
The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense. Tom Clancy I...
How can ya tell when a woman has fucked too much?
How can ya tell when a woman has fucked too much?Ya put yer thumb...
Trouble at tax time!
A man called to testify at the Revenue Canada, (Canada’s IRS) asked his accountant...
How do you give a cowboy a hard-on?
How do you give a cowboy a hard-on?Moooo-ooo-ooo