Make my own bed
Innkeeper: The room is $15. a night. It’s $5. if you make your own...
To Keep A Man Interested
What does a woman have to do to keep a man interested?Wear perfume that...
Screwing Rooster
There was a farmer. He had alot of chickens but had no roosters. So...
What did the elephant say to the naked man?
What did the elephant say to the naked man?That’s cute, but can it pick...
Hit Television Shows in Iraq
Hit Television Shows in Iraq:”Husseinfeld” “Mad About Everything” “U.S. Military Secrets Revealed” “Suddenly Sanctions”...
What do you call two lesbians in a canoe?
What do you call two lesbians in a canoe?Fur traders.
A Wish Comes True
A man walks up to the bar with an ostrich behind him, and as...
Ernie the Hamster
If you have raised kids (or been one), and gone through the pet syndrome...
What’s the difference between a barmaid in the evening and…
What’s the difference between a barmaid inthe evening and a barmaid at night?A barmaid...
blonde q and a’s
Q: What’s a blonde’s favorite wine? A: “Daddy! can I go to Miami! Q:...